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The Road, The Threat, & The Plan

Presentation on the Central St. Tammany Overlay District
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How We Got Here: The Fairy Tale

For decades, the highway to Bush was a fairy tale. Realtors didn't even disclose it to homebuyers because nobody believed it would happen.

We lived our lives thinking this rural haven was safe by distance alone.

"The road will never be built."

But the fairy tale is over. The road is built. And with the pavement comes the plan.

LA 3241 Corridor

Turning Their Gaze North

North vs South Parish Map

Why are they here?

Developers ran into a wall in Mandeville, Covington, and Madisonville. The people there fought back.

So, the developers turned their gaze northward—to us.

They see our land as "vacant" and our community as "unorganized." They are betting on us being too quiet to stop them.

The Sneak Attack

This wasn't an accident. This was premeditated.

  • Only 400 letters sent out.
  • Timed exactly for the week before the Holidays.
  • Designed to sneak an entire urbanization agenda under the wire while we were busy with our families.

They didn't care about our input; they hoped for our silence.

December Calendar

Letters Mailed: Peak Holiday Season

Whose Idea Was This Anyway?

Nobody asked the residents here if they wanted this. But who did they ask?

The Parish 2040 Plan proudly lists the "Stakeholders" they interviewed.

It reads like a "Who's Who" of local government and big business.

Not one everyday person who actually resides in the affected areas is listed.
Stakeholder List Page 1

The "Stakeholders" List

WOLVES AT THE GATE

Let's use hard words today. The unnamed developers behind these "Town Centers" are wolves at the gate.

This plan is their invitation to devour our community character.

This is our one chance to stop them before they break ground.

The "Ghost Zoning" Trap

Town Center Subarea

The Mechanism: The draft code says Town Center standards are "Optional."

The Trap: A developer buying 30+ acres can "elect" to use these standards instead of Rural zoning.

Result: High Density hidden in plain sight. No zoning change hearing required. Just a "Plan Review."
Town Center Radius Map

The Private Sewer Loophole

Environmentally Sensitive Subarea

Lot Size Comparison

Standard Septic
15,000 sq ft lot

vs

"Central Utilities"
4,000 sq ft lot

The Rule: Lot sizes drop to 4,000 sq ft if connected to "Central Utilities."

The Loophole: It does not specify Municipal utilities.

A developer can build a Private Package Plant to trigger this density clause.

Result: Suburban density in the middle of a forest.

Technical Threat: "Garden Homes"

From the Zoning Report Definitions:

  • Density: 12 Units Per Acre
  • Lot Size: 3,000 Square Feet
  • Design: "Front doors face a central green... Garage access in the rear."
This is not rural living. This is dense, alley-loaded suburban housing.
Garden Home Density

12 Homes packed on 1 Acre

Apartments in Bush?

5 Story Apartment

5 Stories

Max Height: 80 Feet

Document: "Apartment Building (3+ Units)"

Density: 1 unit per 1,500 sq ft (~29 units/acre).

Height: Up to 5 Stories allowed in Town Centers.

Do we have the fire trucks for 5-story buildings?

Do we have the roads for 29 families per acre?

The End of the Farm Stand

There are NO exemptions for agricultural commerce.

  • X Outside Storage: Strictly Prohibited (Hay, equipment, supplies).
  • X Facades: Must be 50% Transparent Glass.

The Grandfather Trap: If your stand closes for 6 months, you lose grandfather status. To reopen, you must install 50% glass walls on your pole barn.

Prohibited Farm Stand

"Prohibited Use"

"Justification" via Blight

Examples of Blight

They call our lifestyle "Blight".

The study explicitly uses photos of existing rural properties (fences, boat storage) as examples of what is "wrong."

They view our way of living as something that needs to be "enhanced" or hidden behind shrubs and walls.

A Ray of Hope

August Draft vs. December Draft

Our initial noise WORKED.

  • Win: "Single Family Exemption" added (exempts individual homes from review).
  • Win: Small Box Store rules adjusted (validating our concern).
This proves they are listening. They are afraid of organized opposition.

It's a small start, but we can force more concessions.

The Hard Truth

40%

We need signatures from 40% of area residents.

Council Meeting

The Reality: The road is here. Even if we stop this plan in February, they will come back.

We must negotiate from a position of strength.

We must decide what concessions we can live with, but dictate the terms ourselves.

THE ROAD IS HERE.

WAKE UP.

To everyone who thought this day would never come: The developers are betting on our apathy. Let’s show them our resolve.

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